1. I am not an idiot. Don't talk to me like I am.
2. If you want me to do something for you, ask nicely. I am actually a person, you know, and not your bitch.
3. If you don't tell me something, I don't know about it. I am not a mind-reader.
Keep it up people, and I will shove my pointy-toed boot up your collective asses, and you can watch me shake my rump as I do the "Fire me, fire me, fire me!" dance.