Tuesday, November 21, 2006

So humiliating.

Last week I was fighting with that stupid kitten, and even though the girl had just clipped all our toenails, I still managed to get scratched just under my right eye. It was ok for a couple of days, then it started to bug me and it's been leaking and being itchy and making me squint and the girl says that I look like a pirate and keeps saying things like "Yar!" and "Ahoy, matey!" to me.

As if all this wasn't bad enough, this morning she stuffed me into that stupid crate and put me in that stupid moving vehicle thing and took me to the v-e-t. That's right, the bad place. It was awful.

To add insult to injury, once she brought me home again she wrapped me in a towel and put stuff in my eye. I heard her tell the boy that they have to do that SIX times a DAY, and also give me 2 pills a day in addition to the every-other-day aspirin I have to have because of that whole leg thing in the summer time.

But the worst part? The very, very worst, most humiliating part of all of this?

That's right. They stuck me in a radar dish.

And then they laughed.


Jenn said...

Oh. Oh my.

I'm not laughing. Nope. Not at all...


Poor kitty.


allison said...

Oooooo!!! A Space Pirate kitty.

Laurie said...

Poor, poor kitty.

And they try so hard to be dignified.

CosmicAvatar said...

Awwwww, poor baby.

The Bears said...

Oh, they gave you a megaphone. Now when you meow, EVERYONE will hear your roar!

*much nodding of Bears*

OK Bye